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How to Start a Solo ProjectI SENSED BITTERNESS AT OUR INTRODUCTION  I saw already how we'd cut short our meetings  I saw us alone  At home  Ensuring our rhythyms might be pinned, painstakingly sewn,  Parted and hemmed by ten fingers more  Than nobody has  And that, twin, is better than nothing.  That is still our gift in motion. How to Start a Solo Project
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When it Falls Hard AroundWhen it falls hard around the windows levelled with my head,  I turn away   
More often than not, I fetch this back -- my shirt -- because for once, the air hangs chilled  Thick, and braided still  From one night's wonderkill --  And wondered still  The thunder, here, and I'll secret you hail  For I've been in this house for weeks  And wondered still  When it falls hard around your chamber, door, and artery,  It shouldn't be unheard of for you to encumber me  To spring on the back and rend the threads  In two and three and seventeen  I've been inside this house for weeks &n When it Falls Hard Around
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Eloquent Middle-SchoolersYOU,  You are, simply put, the bottom-of-it-all.  And with no degredation,  With no patronizing bastion,  With no sidelong glance, I'll put you right,  So lonely and compelling ---  I'll rend you limb from limb for taking notice of my tellings!   
(And this, with waxing purity, is how you'll brief me clumsily  You pale and liver-eyed ninny,  You underweight, gyrating weed --  Simply allow me my clear passage home.) Eloquent Middle-Schoolers
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Traipsing Through the Bitter L"Traipsing Through the Bitter Leaves"   
Traipsing through the bitter leaves  Are seven yellow devils  all Twisting tongues and tactless shrieks  In self-effacing treble   
A check has come upon the girl  Who's bitter just-for-fun:  A fulvous, slow impediment;  A set of never-young Traipsing Through the Bitter L
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I Have Died of Dysentery.

Thu Jan 17, 2008, 5:48 PM
  • Mood: Terror
  • Listening to: Prince
  • Reading: "Between the Bridge and the River"
  • Playing: Make a Shopping List
  • Eating: Delicious cookies.
  • Drinking: Water.
So I haven't been here since October. Weird.

So, uh, yeah. How've you been, DeviantArt? That's good. Yeah, I've been busy with school and shit, sorry I couldn't hang out with you more. You know, we really shoul --

What do you mean?

Of course that was sincere. You don't think I'm happy to be back? You don't think I'm happy to be back.

Well shit. I'll tell you why.

I've been seeing someone else these last couple of months! YEAH! You heard right!

HIS NAME IS FACEBOOK!!!!

(So really, all y'all, if you want to be my internet friend, you should probably hightail it over to the old FB. All my shit's over there now.)

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  • Current Residence: Calgary ("The Calg"), Alberta
  • Interests: Sex, accordions, military history, antiques, Belgium, writing, television, taking things apart.
  • Favourite movie: Ghost World, Dummy, Reservoir Dogs, American Beauty .... Moulin Rouge ....
  • Favourite band or musician: Neutral Milk Hotel, Of Montreal, The Decemberists, Major Organ & the Adding Machine, Joanna News
  • Favourite genre of music: Experimental noise, alt-folk, experimental-alt-noise-folk
  • Favourite artist: Jean Michel Basquiat, Carson Ellis, Pablo Picasso, Jenny Hart, Winston Smith.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Roald Dahl, Timothy Findley, Jeff Mangum, Sylvia Plath, Stephen King, David Thorpe.
  • Favourite style of art: Expressionism, cubism, psychadelic, collage, Carson Ellis.
  • MP3 player of choice: The Pod.
  • Favourite game: Learn Every Musical Instrument You Can Before You Die, and also Risk.
  • Tools of the Trade: Sex all the time.

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:icondickie0:
~dickie0 Oct 22, 2007, 10:05:40 PM
Hey, what's up?
Just wanted to drop by to say thank you for the fav! Greatly appriciated.

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:iconegotyk:
~egotyk Oct 10, 2007, 1:11:43 AM
henk you

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Rita is like Bacon and ice creams...genius:psychotic:
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~Vicious-Raptor Sep 27, 2007, 7:28:11 PM
I'm totally like commenting on all of your stuff. Because I am sweet like that.

[link]. There was just an ad for "MEET SEXY ASIANS" on the side of your page. *explodes into laughter*

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Jesus christ.
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~Holland---1945 Oct 2, 2007, 8:40:03 PM
Yeah, you definitely commented on .... Like everything.
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~Vicious-Raptor Sep 30, 2007, 8:02:21 PM
k totally why is there a LINK in my last message??

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Jesus christ.
:iconvicious-raptor:
~Vicious-Raptor Sep 27, 2007, 6:50:57 PM
I went upstairs yesterday and immediately saw a huge box of Craisin's sitting on the counter. So I'm eating them now.

Just thought you should know!

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Jesus christ.
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